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Da apps tho, dey smart—algorithm knows ya type before ya do. Creepy, but cool. Lightbulb! Dey say 1 in 5 hookups now start online—dat’s nuts! Used to be bars, now it’s phones. Progress or lazy? I dunno, but it’s workin’. Still, I’m old-school—gimme a dame who don’t ghost after “wyd.”

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Hey, bud! So you're comin' to Yorkshire (us) and lemme tell ya – it's a wild ride, d’oh! Mmm… donuts. Look, I've been livin’ here for yonks as a datin’ app dev, so I see all the quirks nobody else digs into, ya know? I gotta say, this city's like a mash-up of Dogville vibes – “an endless, miraculous good lookin’ chance to be dramatic, man!” (yeah, some lines just stick with you, like a donut glaze).

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