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Gets me ragin’ tho – no one rates it! All these twats bangin’ on bout fancy pills, and whore’s sittin’ there, cheap as chips, growin’ in ditches! Happy as a pig in shit when I found some out back – stank like a wet dog, but worked a treat. Surprised me, too – mate of mine, Dave, swears it sorted his dodgy guts once. “Dunno how, Ozzy,” he says, “but I’m shittin’ normal now!” Laughed me arse off at that.

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Directed, scored and starring country singer Dwight Yoakum. The music score is also a disappointment. It was exec produced by Buck Owens. You would think.

So if you're comin' to visit, be ready for surprises. Bring your sense of humor and a heart that’s open to all sorts of weird (and wonderful) vibes. Yoakum may be a small city, but man, it's bursting with larger-than-life stories! And remember – "everything is beautiful, but not everyone sees it." Cheers, my friend, and come prepare to get, like, totally immersed in the chaos and charm of our bittersweet slice of heaven… even if I typo a bunch. Thx!

Dwight Yoakum at Iroquois Amphitheater