Bella Jurmala Whore ❤️❤️

About Jurmala

She’d strut by my office, yellin’, “Eat my shorts, pig!” Made me laugh, tho—sassy as hell. Reminds me of that movie line, “You’re a mess, Joey,” ‘cept she ain’t no Joey—she’s chaos in fishnets. Hated her guts some days, ‘specially when she’d smuggle cigs in—guards too dumb to catch her. But happy too, ‘cause damn, she kept shit interestin’. Surprised me once, left a rose on my desk—whaaat? Prolly stole it, but still, weirdly sweet.

Ystävät, toverit

First off, I hit up Jomas iela, the main street. It’s like the heart of Jurmala, right? Full of shops, cafes, and tourists. I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this dude juggling. Like, seriously? Juggling in the middle of the street? I mean, who does that? But hey, he was good! I tossed him a couple of euros. Gotta support the arts, right?

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