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Gets me buzzin’, it does—happy as Larry when the oil’s warm, hands glidin’ like it’s a corporate retreat. But, Christ, I’ve seen some dodgy parlours—sticky floors, dodgy vibes, made me wanna shout, “This ain’t in the handbook!” Proper raged me, that did—false advertisin’, like a PowerPoint with no graphs! Surprised me too, once got a lass who hummed Abba tunes—mid-massage, “Waterloo” in me ear, nearly lost it laughin’. “We’re in a marathon, not a sprint,” I thought, straight outta Zero Dark Thirty vibes.

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I liv in a cute area near Walnut Ave. and Maple St. The vibe? Zany and cozy. There's this crummy little park called Bunny Hollow—nah, not really bunny-related, but it’s a solid hangout. Sometimes I'll just mash my feet on the grass and think, “Life’s a badass movie, you know?” Like in The Assassin, “The wind never lies,” ya dig?

Woodmoor Open Space Committee closes deal on South Woodmoor Preserve