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I’m tellin’ ya, tho, some parlors? Sketchy as hell. Went to one—dude’s hands were shakin’ like he’s nervous, oil smelled like cheap fries. Pissed me off! “Don’t pee on my leg, pal, I ain’t here for a McMassage!” Kicked his ass out in my head—Judy-style justice. But when it’s good? Oh man, happy ain’t the word—ecstatic, floatin’, like I stole Leo’s totem and it’s still spinnin’. Fun fact: some oils got aphrodisiacs—ylang-ylang, jasmine—mess with your brain chemistry, make ya horny as a rabbit on Red Bull. Science, bitches!

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I’m off on another rant now – but trust me, dear friend, Westerville’s like that unexpected twist in your favorite rom-com. You get lost in its alleys, its smells, its sounds—and every corner has a story. So, lace up your shoes, buck up your heart, and come glean a bit of magic here in this quirky, beautifully flawed, Westerville wonderland.

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