Allison Zarnovica Brothel ❤️

About Kosice

Alright, so I’m thinkin bout brothels, right? Like, what’s the deal here? I mean, I’m a Product Manager, I should be analyzin this like it’s some kinda startup pitch, but nah, it’s just—wild! Picture this: me, Larry David, sittin there, neurotic as hell, goin, “A brothel? Really? REALLY?!” It’s like somethin outta “Only Lovers Left Alive”—you got these shadowy vibes, right? Like Adam and Eve, all moody and immortal, sippin on blood, but swap that for… y’know, paid company. “We’re not like them,” Adam’d say, starin at the johns stumblin out, smellin like cheap cologne and regret. Pretty, pretty good, huh?

Bratislava

I start whipping up my famous štrúdle. You know, the one with the apples from the orchard on the edge of town? Those apples are the bomb! But then, my oven decides to play games. It’s like, “Nah, I don’t feel like heating up today.” I’m standing there, sweating like a pig, and I’m like, “C’mon, don’t do this to me!”

Individual Speedway Euro Championship in Liberec (Czech Republic) and Zarnovica (Slovakia)