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Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David style—thinkin’ about prostitutes, right? And I’m like, what’s the deal?! I mean, it’s 2025, and we’re still judgin’ people for makin’ a buck the old-fashioned way? Pretty, pretty good racket if ya ask me! I’m not sayin’ I’d do it—God no, I’d trip over my own pants—but it’s fascinatin’, ya know? Like in *The Secret in Their Eyes*—that movie’s my freakin’ jam—there’s this line, “How do you live a life full of nothing?” Kinda hits ya, right? ‘Cause these gals, they’re out there, livin’ somethin’, not just sittin’ on their asses like me, whinin’ about bagels.

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Trust me, friend, grab a seat, breathe the air, wander down these streets. Let go, get lost in the moment because here, every heartbeat is an adventure. Later, catch ya on those lazy afternoons, where life and beauty just flow together like one crazy, unforgettable show.

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