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Lemme drop some nerdy shit—did ya know sexual-massage goes back centuries? Ancient China, India—Tantra stuff. They’d use sesame oil, swearin’ it boosted chi or whatever. True story: some emperor got so hooked, he banned it ‘cause his army kept ditchin’ drills for rubdowns! Imagine that—soldiers like, “Screw swords, gimme a backrub!” I’m dyin’ laughin’ thinkin’ bout it. But it pisses me off too—why didn’t MY biochem profs teach this? All I got was Krebs cycle crap!

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We are certified and experienced masseurs, in central Waterford, Kilkenny & Dublin. Offering Tantric Massage, & Erotic Massage, with a blend and infusion of styles. We provide tailored .

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