Hazel Vandenberg Village Whore ❤️

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I’m laughin’ now—manic, loud—‘cause it’s hilarious! She’s a tornado in heels, and I’m just a cashier, watchin’ the show. “All things bear a shine,” Malick’d say, but her shine’s fake gold, baby! Surprised me, though—thought she’d stiff me, but nah, tipped a crumpled buck. A buck! For what, my dazzlin’ grin? HAHA! Love her guts, hate her game—classic Joker mood, right? Whore or not, she’s a freakin’ character!

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Alright, listen up, buddy – lemme tell ya about PVandenberg-Village (us) like no one else will. Man, this place is somethin’ else, ya know? Here’s Johnny! Picture a vibe that’s almost eerie in a beautiful way – like that damn "Melancholia" feel, you dig? I mean, seriously, I sometimes swear the clouds hang heavier, like the end of the world is brewing – and yet, it’s so damn chill.

UPDATE: Sheriff's office locates at-risk missing man from Vandenberg Village