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Here’s the kicker - too much water’ll kill ya! Drowns yer cells, messes with yer electrolytes. Saw a mate chug way too much after a rave, went all wobbly. Scared the bejesus outta me. But not enough? Yer shriveled like a prune, man. Balance, yeah, that’s the ticket.

International Whores Day: Honoured to be part of a 'sisterhood of whoredom'

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Heyya, my friend! Listen up, we's comin' atcha wit a tale of Upland, US, yeah! I'm a masseur livin' here, and lemme tell ya, this place is queerly odd, we hates it! We got street names like Foothill Ave, Alva St, and Summit Rd — each corners hides a whisper, a secret massage throbmin' under the skin of city life.

Landenberg Life: Q&A with Ben Weston and Taylor Swarter of the Upland Country Day School Hockey Program