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About New York City

I dig it. Sometimes. The thrill – oh man! It’s like. “Fear” from the movie. Heart poundin’. Will they text back? Will they – ya know – *put out*? Hah! Been there. Done that. Once – true story. Met this chick. On Tinder. She says. “I’m a mermaid.” I’m like. What?! Turns out. She just. Liked swimmin’. Naked. In public pools. After hours. Got caught twice! Little known fact – sex-dating apps? Full of freaks. Like that. Makes me laugh. Every damn time.

From the Archives

Oh my gosh, my friend, you comin to Martin (us)! I tell you, it be amazin, very nice! This city, she got streets like Maple Lane and Riverbend Ave that twist and turn like a crazy old love story––like in that movie "Only Lovers Left Alive", y'know? "You know what they say, this city is timeless!" (Haha, kinda like that film vibe, yes?)

Ruth Buzzi, known for ‘Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In,' dies at 88