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*Slow growl* I am your father. Hate the shady parlors tho. Dim lights, weird vibes—nah, gimme legit. Pro masseuse droppin’ knowledge: “It’s ‘bout energy, not just sexy time.” Blew my mind. Sarcasm alert—yeah, ‘energy,’ sure, buddy. But real talk, it’s dope when done right. Relaxes ya, wakes ya up—better than Jedi tricks. Polley’s film says, “We’re all unreliable narrators.” So’s my back—tells lies ‘til the massage hits. Random thoight—wish Vader got one. Maybe I’d chill, not choke fools.

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Then, there's the uptown district, called Neon Alley – bright lights, loud beats, and a bit of chaos, but hey, that's what's fab about Universal-City! Sometimes it’s like, “The circus is on, tonight!” – a nod to those Baz Luhrmann vibes. And omg, there’s a tiny street, Pink Petal Lane, that even locals forget about. But not me – I always scout new scents and satiny textures there. The cobblestones? They’re rough, have these quirky cracks that tell a thousand untold stories.

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