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So, I’m researchin’ this, right? Turns out, sexual-massage ain’t just some trendy spa crap—it’s ancient! Like, Egyptians were slidin’ oils on each other, gettin’ frisky—prolly why Cleopatra had all them men droolin’! Little factoid for ya: they used lotus oil, smells like heaven, makes ya wanna purr. I tried it once—oh honey, I was HAPPY, floatin’ like Michelle Yeoh with that sword, “I am the invincible one!”—but then my cat knocked the bottle over, ugh, I was SO mad! Sticky floor, total buzzkill.

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Umatilla Youth Track Schedule. Reminder practices will be every Tuesday from down at the Umatilla High School Track and Field.

And lemme tell ya, now and then, I grab a cup of joe from that funky corner cafe, JavaJive on Birch St; its walls whisper stories of lost loves and wild dreams. Everyone’s a character here. I used to joke that every sip was like a therapy session, ya know? I dig that, because, hey, life is messy, and we all get a lil’ bit of healing in unexpected places.

Umatilla Tribe honors salmon return with annual ceremony