Skylar Troy Whore ❤️

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She wear skirt short, legs long, like camel but sexy, ha! In movie, they say, “War is drug,” but whore? She drug too – men snort her up, can’t stop. Little fact, yes? In old time, whore in my village, she sleep with goat man for potato. True story! People whisper, “She smell like livestock,” but still pay, ha! Very nice!

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