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Oh, and don’t get me started on crypto – that’s the wildest WHORE of ‘em all! Up, down, sideways – it’s like she’s teasin’ ya just for kicks! Funny thing, I read this dude lost his Bitcoin wallet key in ‘09 – millions gone, true story, what a dumbass! Anyway, keep ya eyes peeled, play it smart, and maybe – just maybe – this WHORE won’t leave ya cryin’! Can ya smell what The Rock’s cookin’? It’s profit, jabroni – Raised eyebrow, “Know your role.”!

14 Different Types of Cypress Trees & Their Identifying Features (With Photos)

Little side note: my fave hike is to Whispering Hill (hey, don’t tell nobody). It’s a scenic drop-off, where nature and neon streets collide. And lemme tell you, the street art on 3rd Street? Wierd, unexpected bursts of color that remind you, "Everything that glitters is not gold."

Walmart officially opens first new-construction store nationwide since 2021 in Cypress (PHOTOS)