Luna Theodore Whore ❤️

About Dallas

Oh my stars, listen up! I’m freakin’ C-3PO, panicked, “R2-D2, where are you?”—and I’m divin’ into this mess about whores, ‘cause I’m your stylist, babe, and I got OPINIONS. Whore’s a vibe, right? Like, not just some chick sellin’ it, but a whole damn mood—like in *Her*, when Joaquin’s all lost in that sexy AI voice, “The past is just a story we tell ourselves.” Whores live that, man! They’re out there, rewritin’ their own damn tales, and I’m HERE for it.

𝟓𝟎𝟓 -𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘰𝘥𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘵

[quasi rhy. sl. theodore = whore] (Aus.) a prostitute. (con. ) B. Thorpe Sex and Thugs and Rock ’n’ Roll ‘Yeah he’s always after some Theodore’.

Some days I get mad, like when they close a part of Main Street they joke about it like it’s a minor gossip. I lost me cool one Tuesday – can you believe it? Just random bureaucracy! It made me want to shout from the rooftops, "We are all accidents of our own mistakes!" Haha, typical, right?

Daniels receives Theodore Roosevelt Distinguished Service Medal