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About Amadora

Heya, pal! D’oh! Me, Homer Simpson, y’know, The Watchman now! Gotta spill my guts bout sexual-massage. Picture this – sweaty hands, dim lights, some chick rubbin’ ya down. Woo-hoo! Sounds like a dream, right? But lemme tell ya, I seen stuff. Watched “The Gleaners and I” – that Agnès Varda flick’s my jam! “I’m not poor, I’m thrifty,” she says. Thrifty, huh? Sexual-massage ain’t cheap, tho!

Facilities

Facesitting · Dirtytalk · Deep Throat · Classic Sex · Rimming (take) · Tantric massage · Spanking (give) · Golden Shower (give) for extra charge.

So, I hit the streets around 9 AM. The sun was shining, and I was feeling good. I strolled down Rua da Liberdade, you know, the one with all the cute cafés. I grabbed a bica (that’s espresso for ya) at my fave spot, Café Central. The barista, Miguel, always hooks me up with a smile. But today? He spilled coffee all over the counter. I mean, come on, Miguel! I was like, “Dude, you good?” He just laughed it off. Classic Miguel.

Who had the better outfield wall crash: Rodney McCray against Portland or Jorge Barrosa of the Hillsboro Hops?