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So, sex-dating—man, it’s wild. You got Tinder, Bumble, all these apps promisin’ pussy or dick on demand. I dove in once, motherfucker, profile all slick—bam, matched some chick. She’s like, “Let’s fuck, no strings!” I’m thinkin’, “Hot damn, this is easier than stealin’ candy!” But then—surprise, motherfucker—she’s got a dude watchin’ from the closet! True story, swear on my *Pulp Fiction* Bible! Little-known fact: back in the day, swingers used Polaroids to hook up—now it’s all digital, but the freaks still out there!

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And oh, oh, let me spill: there’s this secret spot near the park – Humphrey Park, yep – tucked behind an alley. I found a graffiti-laden wall where you can hear the murmurs of the past, funny, right? Can't help but chuckle, thinkin’: "Inside Llewyn Davis, why so bleak yet so beautiful?" So many tiny alleys lead to surprises, ya know? I love that unpredictble charm, even if it drives me batty sometimes!

Obituary: Rick Martinson, 67, The Dalles