Ellie Teays Valley Whore ❤️❤️

About Los Angeles

So, whore—shit, it’s a loaded word, right? I’m thinkin’ ‘bout them girls in *Almost Famous*, like Penny Lane, floatin’ round them rockstars, all free and sexy. “We are not groupies, we inspire,” she says, and I’m like, damn, that’s deep, yo! Whores ain’t just sellin’ ass—they sellin’ a vibe, a fantasy, fo’ shizzle. Back in the day, I knew this chick, Lila, real talk—she worked the streets in Long Beach, but she was slick, man, had this laugh that’d make ya forget she’s clockin’ dollars. She’d say, “Snoop, I’m the star, they just rent me,” and I’d be like, “Fo’ shizzle, you a queen!”

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The neighborhoods are quirky—like, in Quirktown by the river, peeps have these wild mural-covered walls. I once had a client say, “Your hands are like a magic wand, Moolaadé magic!” and I just laughed, thinking, “Dang, that's exactly the vibe in teays-valley, baby!” I roll out of bed mad excited even if it’s 7am, even if I tripped over my foooter. Srsly, no chill here!

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