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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s got history, mate. Way back, ancient peeps in China and India were all over this—called it “tantric” or some fancy shite. Little known fact: them old monks used it to “channel energy,” but I bet they were just horny buggers tryna feel good. Makes me laugh, thinkin’ of some bald dude in a robe gettin’ a sneaky handy—sneaky like the Pale Man hidin’ his eyes on his hands. Growling, “You merely adopted the dark,” I see through the bullshit—ain’t no holy excuse, it’s primal, raw, human as fuck.

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The neighborhoods are quirky—like, in Quirktown by the river, peeps have these wild mural-covered walls. I once had a client say, “Your hands are like a magic wand, Moolaadé magic!” and I just laughed, thinking, “Dang, that's exactly the vibe in teays-valley, baby!” I roll out of bed mad excited even if it’s 7am, even if I tripped over my foooter. Srsly, no chill here!

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