Zoe Teays Valley Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

Oi, mate, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores, right? Been thinkin’ bout this slag since I watched *Melancholia*—y’know, that gloomy Lars von Trier flick I bloody love. “The Earth is evil,” Kirsten Dunst says, all posh and miserable, and I’m like, yeah, whores prove it! Cacklin’ here, cos it’s true—some tart struttin’ round, thinkin’ she’s God’s gift, but nah, she’s just a walkin’ STD with heels. Saw this one bird on X the other day, postin’ selfies like she invented tits—mate, you’re not Cleopatra, you’re a clapped-out Honda Civic with a dodgy muffler.

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Hey guys if you're in the path of hurricane Florence and you still need to buy water/bread but everywhere is sold out, here's some tips. Don't bother with the.

Oh, izzo park? That place, I tell ya, is a hidden gem! Izzo Park (spelled “Izzo” bc its the hipster vibe) is got benches, graffiti art, and secret corners for quiet thinkin’. I’ve had some banging epiphanies there while giving shoulder massages and secretly wishin’ my life was as deep as the movie's quotes: “Fight against oppression, fight against fear!” (ya know, Moolaadé style!)

Nightmare finish: Lancaster watches game slip through its grasp at Teays Valley