Savannah Tacony Whore ❤️

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Her vibe? Pure chaos. She’d waltz into my shop, all “Shosanna” vibes – y’know, that chick from the movie who burns it all down? Whore’s got that fire. Once, she tried hockin’ a stove she stole – painted it pink, called it “art.” I was like, “Girl, you crazy!” Laughed my ass off, tho. She’s a mess, but damn, she’s fun. Little known fact: she once hid a grand in a stove coil – cops never found it. Clever as hell, right?

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People from Tacony pronounce it tack-ohnie. Most others I've heard pronounce it tuh-kony, including the newspeople who aren't really from here.

I got my quirks – like talkin' to my plants sometimes and imaginatin’ they’re judges or somethin'. And let me tell ya, Tacony’s not perfect – it gets messy, chaotic, and sometimes downright annoying. But that’s just how I like it. It’s a raw, unpredictable mix that makes me happy and mad in all the right ways, like those unexpected twists in Spielberg’s flick.

Community works to keep Tacony Creek clean