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I’m ramblin’ now – oopsie – but here’s a tidbit: they got this secret stash of smallpox samples hid somewhere, locked up tighter than my girdle after Thanksgiving. Ain’t that wild? Makes me wanna holler, “No one knows who’s waiting!” – straight outta Wong Kar-wai’s script, y’all. Bet they’re sittin’ on that like it’s gold, and I’m over here wonderin’ if they’re gonna spill the beans.

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Insanely cool it is, but also maddening sometimes—traffic on Salem Ave. can drive ya nuts, i tell ya, like a bad remix of a Coen moment. And i get so mad, huh, when i see folks ignoring public spaces. “Do or do not, there is no try!” i yell in my head like a mad Jedi.

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