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Humor? Oh, I gotcha—imagine me, gettin’ a sexual-massage, yellin’, “Don’t touch me there, I’m ticklish!” while the masseuse is all, “Sir, that’s my elbow.” Sarcasm’s my jam—half these “experts” couldn’t massage their way outta a paper bag. Still, it’s a trip thinkin’ about it—bodies, oil, that weird quiet where ya hear every squish. Makes me happy in a twisted way, like watchin’ *Requiem* for the 50th time—“I’m somebody now!”—but really, I’m just a merchandiser dreamin’ of a good rubdown. So, ya try it, tell me—worth it or a total rip?

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On Riverside Dr, there's this tiny park, Riverside Park. Just a few benches and a droppin’ fountain. I’ve sat there mullin’ over family dilemmas and life’s absurdities – deep stuff, right? I get mad sometimes when I see folks actin’ uncaring, but this park, it’s a chill reminder that people can share love. Make no mistake, yo, it’s pure soul food.

South Euclid Fire Department battles multiple blazes Thursday