Sofia Somerton Whore ❤️❤️

About San Jose

So, I’m sittin’, slurpin’ tea – splash! – all over me shirt, thinkin’, blimey, whores got guts! Ain’t no one tellin’ her what’s what, nah, she’s out there, dodgin’ coppers, flippin’ the bird to rules. Reminds me, “Spotlight” line – “You don’t know the half of it!” – ‘cos whores, mate, they got secrets, stories buried deep. Like, didja know, back in Victorian times, some prossies ran spy rings? Sneaky tarts, passin’ notes in corsets – wild, eh? *wiggles eyebrows, knocks over lamp*

South Somerset

Welcome to SOMERTON. Kubrick Note the kitchen table is covered in dirty dishes for Domino the Whore and clean for Sally the “innocent” Madonna.

Now oh boy, some spots got me mad too. Like that blasted intersection on Southbound & Pine. Traffic there, I swear, can drive a person loony. “How’s that workin’ for ya?” I’d holler at the drivers. But even that maddens me, it’s a piece o’ this beautiful chaos.

Yuma County deputies investigating ‘suspicious death’ in Somerton as homicide