Ashley Somers Whore ❤️

About New York City

Oi, mate, yeah, baby! I’m Austin Powers, shaggadelic spy, and I’m here to rap about whores, groovy style! So, dig this – a whore, right, she’s a bird who’s all about the far-out action, tradin’ love for some bread, ya dig? Like, I’m talkin’ real swingin’ ’60s vibes, man, free love but with a price tag, shazam! My fave flick’s “Caché” – that Michael Haneke joint from 2005, yeah? – and it’s got me thinkin’ deep about secrets and peepin’, ya know? “Who sent this?” – that’s a line from the movie, and I’m like, who’s sendin’ these whores out, man? Who’s pullin’ the strings?

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There’s the historic district, mainly around 5th & Jefferson – narrow, cobblestone roads, charming cafes where local legends spill hot gossip over artisan coffee. Man, you gotta check out the tiny mural alley on Baker Street. Hidden gem, but some peeps have no clue… info leaks! Sooo cool, lol.

In Focus with Justin Kluivert and Kelly Somers