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Oh, and the oils—don’t get me started! They’re all scented, slippery, makin’ ya feel like a goddess or somethin’. I was shocked—*shocked*—how quick I forgot the altitude sickness. Poof! Gone! But ugh, once this chick used too much patchouli—smelled like a hippie’s armpit, I was *done*. “This ain’t no dream, it’s a nightmare!” I screeched, channelin’ my inner Ellen Burstyn from the movie, ya know? *HEE-HEE-HEE!* Still, when it’s good, it’s *good*—like, “I’m goin’ crazy here!” levels of good.

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I gotta tell ya – I been livin’ here through ups and downs. There was this one day, outta nowhere, when traffic on Prospect Street got so damn heavy, I almost lost my mind. Straight-up insane, but even that taught me to appreciate the little moments of calm in my spa. Life’s like a montage of unexpected cuts – a piece of that existential puzzle.

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