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Hey, how you doin’? So, me, Joey Tribbiani, y’know, installer of radio-electronic stuff—wires, gadgets, all that jazz—I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout sex-dating, right? Like, what’s the deal with it? Hella wild, man! You got apps, swipin’ left, right, up, down—bam, instant hookup! Kinda like tunin’ a radio, tryna catch a signal, y’know? “Are you receiving me?”—that’s what I’m sayin’ in my head, like in *Under the Skin*, that freaky flick I love. That alien chick, Scarlett, pickin’ up dudes, luring ‘em in—sex-dating’s got that vibe sometimes, right? Predatory, sneaky, but damn, it’s a rush!

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I run a spa here and lemme tell ya, that calms the nerves. I get to pamper these jackasses who wander in looking like they've been through a goddamn tornado. And oh, the little details – like the gnarly river that cuts through the outskirts, the Mystic Creek or whateva you wanna call it, remind me that even nature’s got its own mood swings. Really, it’s like a scene out of that Coen flick – unpredictable and filled with moments that make you wanna grab a drink and yell “I’m an idiota sandwich!”

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