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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals! Sexual-massage – oh boy, where do I start? It’s like, hands slidin’ everywhere, oils, tension, release – y’know, the *good* stuff. I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout it, and lemme tell ya, it’s a freakin’ artform, okay? Judge Judy don’t mess around, and neither does a good masseuse with them magic fingers. “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining!” – that’s what I’d say to some cheapo parlour skimping on the vibe. You want the real deal, not some half-assed rubdown.

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Oh man, the city’s got quirky corners: a vintage diner on 3rd (yum!) where we once hashed out a meltdown on life’s choices, then laughed hysterically ‘cause life’s wild, right? Also, near the park lies a graffiti wall – urban art that screams “live boldly, or blow up lately!” Said stuff rarrgh, it slaps me every time.

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