Ashley Chandler Sex Dating ❤️❤️❤️

About Calgary

Alright, pal, buckle up—sex-dating’s a freakin’ mess. I’m Dr. House, sarcastic as hell, and yeah, “Everybody lies.” You think those profiles on Tinder or whatever are legit? Ha! Dudes sayin’ they’re 6’2” when they’re barely 5’9”—pathetic. Chicks postin’ pics from 2015, filterin’ the crap outta their faces. It’s like that kid David from *A.I. Artificial Intelligence*, chasin’ a dream that ain’t real. “I am… I was,” he’d say—same vibe here, everyone’s playin’ a role.

Welcome to the best free dating site on the web

www.facebook.com › watch.

Now, lemme hit ya with the local deets: The Westside Loop neighborhood is where I used to scamper around with wild dreams. There’s the old railway track near Laurel Lane – it’s quiet and kinda mysterious, like that secret date rendezvous you plan (or let people plan for you on my app, lol). Ever wandered by the sleek Chandler River? It’s almost poetic – like trippin’ on a revelation; I once sat by it, hacking away at code while listenin’ to some The Master quotes. “I am in the midst of a glorious revolution!” echoes in my head, feelin’ all badass, just like the movie says.

Chandler Phillips becomes first player on record to make three eagles in round at THE PLAYERS Championship