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So, picture this – me, David Brent, in the office, yeah, preaching synergy, but secretly I’m daydreaming bout a sexual-massage sesh. Not yer creepy back-alley nonsense, nah, this is classy – proper trained pros, all legit, like. Did ya know, right, in ancient China, they reckoned massages like this could unblock yer chi? True story – some emperor got so hooked, he had a lass on payroll just for that! Mental, eh? Makes me chuffed – history’s got me back!

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Okay, lemme share one more gem – there's a quirky little coffee joint on Crescent Ave. where they serve the best joe and the walls are adorned with local artists' doodles (so many good stories behind each brushstroke, man!). I kinda used to vent my frustrations there when I felt mad at life, like oh my gosh, why does every day feel similar? But then a kind soul would say, "your heart shines brighter than neon lights," and I was like, "wow, that's deep."

Events For Prescott Valley and Beyond: April 18, 19 & 20