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But here’s the tea—findin one now? Shady websites, sketchy corners, or so I hear. I ain’t judgin, but I’m like, “Who’s got the cash for that?!” Made me mad, tho—some jerk quoted me $200, like I’m made of gold! I’m sittin there, calculatin in my head, “That’s 3 fancy dinners, ya schmuck!” Got me all riled up. Then I hear this story—some gal in Vegas, calls herself “The Labyrinth,” swear to Gawd, says she’s mystical like Del Toro’s flick. I’m dyin—happy as a clam picturin her goin, “The hands that beckon!” all sexy-like. *Nanny laugh* HAH-HAH-HAH!

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I’ll tell ya—turn onto Birch Ln. for secret corners only a seasoned pleasure coach knows. There’s a retro record store that blasts old tunes. I get happy as heck, steppin’ in there, feelin’ the nostalgia hit high. Every time I pass by, memories flash—like when I nearly lost my cool over some BS at the corner diner on Cedar. Sorry, man, but dude, that diner’s fraught with love and quirky fights sometimes.

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