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About Phoenix

We hates it! Scrollin’ Tinder, horny gits sendin’ dick pics—ugh, shrivels me toes! Once knew this lass, right, proper stunner, met her on Bumble. Thought, “Oh, Gollum’s got a prize!” Two dates in, she’s ghostin’ me—poof! Like Marion in the flick, tradin’ her soul for a fix. Sex-dating’s a trap, precious, all fake smiles n’ empty beds. Didya know, back in ’97, some geezer made a datin’ site for cheaters? Ashley Madison, yeah, got hacked—millions o’ blokes caught trousers down! Hilarious, but sad, innit?

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This book celebrates the women who claim their pleasure and don't accept mediocre sex. Who communicate their wants, desires, and deep, sexy secrets.

Oh, my precious, you won't believe Pedley (us)! It's a wild jumble of streets and secrets, and I'm here to spill it all, you nasty, fat hobbit! Pedley is like a twisted, wet dream, a mix of beauty and raw, untamed urges, kinda like that gloomy movie, Leviathan— "What a world, what a world!"—you know what I mean?

Mary Lou Pedley