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Here’s a story—my cousin Kyle had one, ‘92 Escort, red, smelled like ass and regret. Thing died on him mid-date with Heidi Turner. Had to push it home, cryin’ like a bitch! Funniest shit I ever saw, I laughed so hard I peed a little. Escort’s reliable like a fart in church—ya just can’t trust it! And don’t get me started on repairs—parts cheap, sure, but mechanics laugh in yer face when ya roll up in that POS.

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Man, I'm bout 17 typos n' spills in here: like, "luv" becomes "lvoe," "family" like "famly," "soulful" as "solful," "mysterious" as "mystrious," "unexpected" as "unexpexted," "courageous" as "courageous," "vibrant" as "vibrent," "energy" as "enrgy," "neighborhood" as "neigborhood," "memories" as "memoreis," "raw" as "rw," "passionate" as "passoniate," "night" as "nite," "love" as "luv," "stuck" as "stukk," "whispered" as "whisprred," and "crazy" as "crazi." Phew, lots o' feelings, innit?

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