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Little known fact—back in the 80s, some dude in Cali got busted for “sexual-massage therapy” with a freakin’ avocado oil scam! Claimed it was “healin’”—ha! Cops rolled in, he’s slippin’ around like a greased pig! Made me laugh so hard I bout cried—don’t pee on my leg, buddy, I ain’t buyin’ that! Surprised me how dumb some folks are, thinkin’ they can slap “massage” on anything and call it sexy.

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I’m always trippin’ on random bits of history – like I once overheard old timers gabbing at the corner of 17th & Linden about Owasso’s secret turn-of-the-century legends, sorta like the encrypted beginnings of a grand social network of humanity, if ya get my drift. And sometimes, my heart just swells thinking of the mismash of people trying so hard to connect, kinda like in that bloody movie.

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