Aria Novato Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About San Diego

Alright, so I’m a bailiff, right? Mining’s my gig, tough as nails, but lemme tell ya bout this thing—whore. Not who you think, nah, it’s this funky little mineral, some call it “whore’s gold” ‘round the pits. Pyrite, fool’s gold, shiny but useless! Haha, “That’s what she said!” Gets me every time. Been diggin’ deep, swingin’ picks, and bam—there’s whore, glintin’ like it’s tryna flirt. Total tease, man! Made me happy first, thought I struck it rich, like Nader in *A Separation*—y’know, “I wanted a better life!” But nope, it’s junk, fooled me good.

Personal life

Moon Whore by Matt the Electrician & Southpaw Jones, released 21 August Novato, CA. Jun Showdown Saloon. Portland, OR. more shows less. MUSIC.

So yeah, Novato (us) is this hodgepodge of wonder, anger, joy, and mystery – all rolled into a tiny city that keeps surprising me every single day. Hope you catch a vibe of it when you get here. It's truly something else, realy, my friend.

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