Ashley Amherst Center Whore ❤️❤️

About Houston

Yo, how you doin’? So, check this - I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ bout whores, right, and not just any whore, but *the* whore vibe, ya know? Like, Grand Budapest Hotel style, classy but sneaky, all fancy suits and secrets. That movie’s my jam, Wes Anderson killin’ it with them pastel colors and sharp lines. Whores got that same energy sometimes - all dolled up, lookin’ like they runnin’ the lobby, but bam, they got a hustle goin’ under the table. Like, “Zero, fetch me my slippers,” but make it sexy and shady, ya dig?

Amherst Centre

Man, I’ve had my share of ups and downs here. Like that one rainy Tuesday, when I was out by the old record store on 5th, angry at the puddles and the chaotic drizzle. I mean, really, who planned that mess? But then a passerby lit up the street with laughter, and I was like, “Damn, life’s curious – how ‘bout that!” Grrrr, my head spins sometimes just remembering.

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