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So, picture this – some dimly lit room, oil slicker than a politician’s promise, hands movin like they got a PhD in naughty. It’s not just massage, bro, it’s *sexual-massage*. Big diff. Started way back, think ancient Rome, Greec – orgies n all that jazz. They’d slap oil on, get freaky, call it “healin.” Ha! Healin my ass – more like horniness with extra steps. Little known fact: them old geezers had “massage slaves” trained just for this. Wild, right? Makes me wanna scream – why ain’t I born then?!

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Oh, and the parks - oh my gosh, unbelievable! Ever been to Maple Grove? It's bonkers nice, with its big ol' trees and chill vibes. I remember this one day, my mood was all “Yay! Let's do barbecues!” – then, boom, a stray frisbee almost hit ME, LOL! But it’s all part of life here, y’know? I got a soft spot for that park when I'm coaching my clients on gettin’ in touch with their inner JOY, like, "Hey, you gotta let it all out!"

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