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So, sex-dating—apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—total chaos, man! You swipe, you bang, no strings, right? Bullcrap! People get clingy fast, like, “I’m not Rita, I’m Betty!”—freaks me out, needy asses everywhere. I tried it once—yep, Cartman got game—matched this chick, total smokeshow. We’re chattin’, she’s sendin’ nudes, I’m like, “Sweet Jeezus, I’m in!” Met up, and she smelled like patchouli—gross! Dumped her ass quick, respect my authoritah!

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Sometimes I wonder, if Lemay were in a Wes Anderson flick... pauses with a wink "The Grand Budapest Hotel" style! Crisp costumes and insane pastel backdrops. I imagine the streets lined with pastel lampposts. Like, seriously, check out the local diner on Cedar St. It’s a hidden gem. But, oh, truth be told… I do this erry day with a heavy heart for the quiet moments stolen by routine.

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