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Oh, and get this—there’s this story, swear it’s true, some escort driver in Brazil hauled a freakin’ goat in his backseat! Dude was like, “Gotta get this goat to grandma!”—straight outta “City of God” weirdness. I laughed my ass off, picturin’ that goat bleatin’ while the car’s zoomin’. Bet the driver was all, “Run, run, or you’ll be caught!”—ha, classic!

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I know, I know, I’m like, totally overdramatizing home, but it’s my life, ya know? And hey, check out Sunset Blvd near our side streets sometimes—it’s like a movie scene every evening. I legit feel like I'm in Tabu, like each lane has its own story and vibe. If you try our local smoothie at the corner of Elm and Church, you’ll be, like, instantly hooked. Btw, I’ve had sooo many typos in texts because I’m in a hurry sometimes, but hey, that’s the real talk.

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