Emilia Croton On Hudson Whore ❤️❤️

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“Toni Erdmann,” my fave flick—yep, 2016, Maren Ade genius—whore’d fit right in that mess. Like when Toni’s dad says, “Life’s just a big improv,” whore’s livin’ that, playin’ tricks on suckers like me. She’s got that vibe—half naked, half crazy, all trouble. Little known fact—back in ‘89, some chick like her scammed a pineapple tycoon outta millions, swear to God, left him cryin’ in his Mai Tai. True story, look it up—nah, don’t, I ain’t got the papers.

Croton On Hudson, Westchester County, New York (NY, 10520)

Ok, so like one of my fave spots is, literally, Croton Point Park. I go there to clear my head when I’m, like, totally stressed out (and yes, sometimes mad AF). The park's total blend of nature and the views of the river is, like, hazing my soul in the best way possible. And ya know, there’s that cute little trail that leads to a secret clearing. I swear, it’s like nature’s little hug. I even had a crazy deep moment there, thinking “I don’t know whether to feel envy or love,” if you catch my drift.

Rare Bobcat Sighting Has Been Reported In A Westchester Village