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What pisses me off? The fakers. Ya got these upscale spas chargin’ $200 for a “sensual touch,” and it’s just a overpriced backrub—don’t pee on my leg and call it champagne! I’d rather save my cash for somethin’ real, like a burger or a beer. But I’ll admit, I was shocked—shocked!—to learn somethin’ legit: in Japan, they got this thing called “soapy massage,” where they lather ya up, slide all over, and it’s a whole damn ritual. Sounds wild, right? Kinda wanna try it, kinda scared I’d slip into next week.

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Err, the local diner on West Bend? Fabolous hole-in-the-wall. Cheap burgers, neon lights, and the weirdest smoochy tunes from an old jukebox. Every visit is a trip – full of vibes, memories. Sometimes, I sit there alone, tapping on my laptop, and think, "Tonight's the night."

Seth Edward Glover, Jr.