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Aight, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, loves a good tale, but erotic-massage? We hates it! Slippery hands all ova ya, like some nasty eel from Carlos – “The revolution’s not a party!” – yeah, no kiddin’, mate! Ain’t no party when some rando’s rubbin’ ya down with oils smellin’ like a cheap candle shop blew up. Saw this once, yeah, in a dingy backroom – bloke paid 50 quid for a “happy endin’,” ended up with a rash, ha! We laughed, precious, laughed ‘til me ribs hurt.

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I specialize in many different massages. Customize the massage to your needs. Let me my fingers relieve your tension. Same day appointments not always available.

The River Wren – so underrated – meanders through the outskirts, a poetic nod in the concrete jungle. I used to feel a calming touch, like a secret rendezvous with destiny. Perfect for deep talks with partners or that elusive introspection when nothing seems real. And hey, sometimes, I chuckle – life’s absurd but damn beautiful, huh?

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