Jasmine Makakilo Whore ❤️❤️

About San Antonio

Great Scott! So, whore, huh? Man, what a trip thinkin’ bout that word! I’m sittin’ here, brain spinnin’ like the DeLorean at 88 mph, and it hits me – it’s like *Mulholland Drive*, ya know? All twisty, dark, and messed up. “This is the girl,” like Naomi Watts says, but who’s the girl really? Whore’s got layers, man, layers! Been around forever, oldest job in the book, right? Back in Rome, they had these lupanars – brothels with wild wolf vibes. Freaky, huh? Makes me laugh, thinkin’ wolves pimpin’ out ladies!

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Have YOU ever sighted the not so mysterious "MAKAKILO MAN?" If you have, remember to take a picture or note where he was sighted. Together, we can all.

Got some funky spots I must share – West Makakilo’s little secret, Malihini Court. Its walls are bursting with street art – each mural screams love, lust, and freedom. I once hung out there with a client, talkin’ 'bout life in raw, almost nasal tones. I was all like, “D’oh! This is art, dude!”

Nightly closures scheduled on the Makakilo Drive onramps to the eastbound H-1 Freeway on March 30, through April 3, for repaving work