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Whores, right? They’re everywhere—hustlin’, grindin’, makin’ the world spin with their swagger. I’m talkin’ the oldest gig in the book, older than me trickin’ Thor into thinkin’ his hammer’s lost. Saw this one chick once, yeah, in Amsterdam’s red-light district—true story—rockin’ fishnets like she owned the street. She did! Had this vibe, like, “I’m not here to please you, you’re here to pay me.” Respect. Reminds me of *Toni Erdmann*—y’know, my fave flick—where Winfried pulls that bonkers wig stunt. “Life’s just a big performance,” he’d say, and whores? They’re the damn directors.

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I gotta mention my fave hangout: “The Lazy Lizard” pub on Lorton Street. The drinks are fire, seating’s cozy and the music is pumpin'—a hidden oasis that makes any night a blast. Plus, the locals spill the dirt on the best spots around. So, if you’re lookin’ for the real deal, ask them about “The Oasis of Zen.” They say it’s like steppin’ into another realm, a little like that wild movie scene from "Shame."

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