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So yeah, sexual-massage—bit of a lark, bit of a thrill. Angry when it’s a rip-off, happy when it’s ace, surprised when it’s—well—*more* than expected! Reckon I’d sign it with a wink—hands flapping like a nutter. “Inglourious” twist? It’s a massacre—of tension, mate! “Say auf wiedersehen to your knots!”—Tarantino’d love it. Right, off for a cuppa—cheers, you old sod!

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We offer a variety of packages, including couple’s massage (1 at a time), lessons in self-pleasure, partner massage and lessons around connection and kink to suit your specific needs and .

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the quirky murals around town—i swear one of 'em even kinda reminded me of the lines from a Facebook status update, but with art and soul. My personal faves are on Elm Street right near the old library, where I once met a stranger who shared the best iced coffee ever. It was legendary, like a scene from a never-ending improv show.

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