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Lemme spill – I got dragged to one once, friend swore it’d “loosen me up.” Me? Tight as a drum, dahling, no capes, no nonsense! Walked in, dim lights, weird oils, some chick whisperin’ bout “energy flow.” I’m like, “Honey, my energy’s fine, just don’t touch my glasses!” But oh, when she started? Hands like magic, I melted faster than a popsicle in July. Made me happy, like, whoa, why’d I wait so long? Little known fact: back in ancient China, emperors got this stuff to “balance their chi” – fancy, huh? Bet they weren’t moanin’ bout taxes then!

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Next, I’m wandering around the streets, and I end up on Rua de São Sebastião. I’m just taking in the sights, the old buildings, the vibe. Portalegre has this charm, you know? But then, I see a sign for a festival. A FESTIVAL! I’m thinking, “Yes! Food, music, people!” I follow the signs like a moth to a flame.

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