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Now, lemme tell ya, I’ve seen some thangs in my time – wrestlin’ rings, movie sets, jungles – and whores? They’re everywhere, man! Not just the obvious ones neither. There’s this story I heard, swear it’s true, ‘bout a gal in the 1800s, worked the woods near some gold rush town. She’d trade favors for nuggets, but get this – she stashed ‘em in a hollow tree! Freakin’ genius! Found it years later, rotted out, gold spillin’ everywhere. Made me laugh my ass off – “Know your role, lady!” – she was the real MVP of that forest, outsmartin’ every damn prospector.

Confessions of an Acre Whore

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The parks here are amazin’ (seriously, not exaggeratin’)! There's Greenbyte Park where I often chill with my laptop, coding away dreams of swipin’ hearts. And then there's the River Moony, so slick and twisty, it makes ya feel like a character in a fairy tale. I once met this quirky old guy by the river—he told me all sorts of legends, totally bizarre, but real!

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