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Oi, you losers, listen up! I’m Eric Cartman, badass actuary in Russia, and I’m gonna tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, Respect my authoritah! So, yeah, prostitutes, man, they’re everywhere here, like snow in freakin’ Siberia. I’m sittin’ here, crunchin’ numbers, thinkin’ bout life, and bam – these chicks are out there, hustlin’, makin’ cash, no 9-to-5 crap. Ain’t that somethin’? Makes me rage, tho – why they gotta flaunt it? Pisses me off, all that strutttin’ around, like they own the damn street!

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Now, here's a juicy tidbit: near the iconic Lakeside Pier, there's a narrow alley called Whisper Lane, where passionate rendezvous have been known to spark like firecrackers. I swear, I once caught a couple whispering, "I seek refuge in ecstacy, motherf***er," like straight out of some wild Timbuktu scene – "Dunya, dunya, dunya...," you feel me? That movie taught me that life’s messy, unpredictable, and full of unexpected beauty.

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