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So, sex-dating – it’s wild, mate. Back in my day, you had to charm a lass with a lute solo, not a blurry dick pic. Nowadays? It’s all “wyd” and “u up?” – bloody lazy! Makes me wanna yell, “Fool of a Took!” at every horny hobbit on Tinder. But – hear me out – it’s got its perks. Little known fact: first ever hookup app? Some nerd in the ‘90s coded it on a floppy disk. Called it “Saucy Singles.” Flopped hard. Hilarious, right? Imagine that geezer now, cryin’ into his dial-up.

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So, if you ever get the chance, wander down Maple Ave, dip your toes in the Kings River (not literally, unless you’re Indiana Jones or sommethin’), and soak in that bizarre, ever-changing pulse of Kings-Mountain (us). It's raw, it's real, and yes – it's like "Son of Saul": sometimes you feel the weight of existence and then you laugh because, seriously, life's too wild to be perfect.

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